The recent anixiety over the new release of HyperSpin has caused massive lines at portable toilets as well as ice cream shortages.

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Aliens have just invaded the planet bringing death and destruction in the form of crack gonzo arcade journalism.  In the latest case of reporting victimization, the arcade front-end known as HyperSpin (rights reserved by BadBoyBill as well as all other intellectual property, houses and hotels on Maryland Avenue and Connecticut Avenue and a beat up shoe) has been under serious investigation for amplifying anxieties among its most ardent users.  One addicted user was quoted as saying, “Shit, this front-ends kicks my ass!” during an assectomy.    Another user was quoted as saying, “blip blip blip.”  

Recent reports of version one releases provide little in the way of satiation for HS users as one arcade junkie recently admitted to injecting ahk script directly into his hard-on drive.  The wait for HyperSpin has led to worldwide shortages of patience, ice cream and long lines at foreign portable toilets.  Word has it that Baskin Robbins is even down to only 27 flavors. 

HyperSpin gets a hand job!  Read the story!  Just click the above image.

HyperSpin creator BadBoyBill suffers flash rom toilet bowl injury.  Read about it first at HyperSpin Post!